Jedian Aphorisms

i so easily fall in love to the tunes of every new new British rock band that comes along; but I like this kind of falling in love - it does not break my heart.

The songs I used to love I am loving still, but the songs I used to hate I hate no more.

There is no end to loving, there is only love-apparent. This we call infatuation.

It is to the credit of Philosophy that Science rules the minds of men. It is not to the credit of Science, however, that those who know neither Science nor Philosophy are stupid.

The religious person who does not know why he is religious is like a whale that insists that it has gills. He stays at the depths when all others have surfaced.

A thoughtful reading of the Bible will only make more atheists than worshippers. A faithful reading of me does the same.

The gimmick of unlimited texting has shattered all the previous notions of sweetness once attached to texting from sunset to dawn; we no longer text because we want to, but because now we have to. We have to or else the fifty bucks go to waste.

blackouts and heartbreaks have something in common: we all await the coming of the repairman to bring electricity back.

The wise man seduces the beautiful woman. The stupid man woos and courts.

The rich - they have money for whatever they want. The poor - they have resentment for everything they can’t have.

Marxists are frustrated capitalists.

Political Science teachers are frustrated lawyers, or worse, those who did not make it to the accursed profession.

Historians are the best carriers of Gossip.

Paris Hilton is perfect for the blind, the deaf and the mute.

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  1. 1

    -vanessa- said,

    October 4, 2006 @ 2:13 pm

    Jed is the melting-pot of all the sweetness and bitterness of Philosophy.

  2. 2

    Ren said,

    October 5, 2006 @ 2:04 am

    a kiss from me to you.

  3. 3

    Mark Gaudence said,

    October 5, 2006 @ 6:52 am

    Marxists are frustrated capitalists!

  4. 4

    Roni said,

    October 5, 2006 @ 5:56 pm

    WOW. :) By the way, I like the way you included the genres in your favorite music. Long live the Beatles. :)

  5. 5

    ReLLy said,

    October 7, 2006 @ 7:58 am

    azteg ka tol!

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    April Marie said,

    November 16, 2006 @ 10:39 am

    “Marxists are frustrated capitalists!”

    true…

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